December 2011
iciclepopsicle:
trintrintrini:
My mom makes me want to punch a baby
That is how my stepmom makes me feel. Happy New Years Eve, Trinity!! :)
Thank you Anndrea! You too!
My mom makes me want to punch a baby
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everyone: it's just a book
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
2011 Reflection Challenge Day 10: New Year...
Nothing too extensive this year
lose at least 40 pounds, if not 80.
Be healthier
Be happy
Stay happy
2011 Reflection Challenge Day 9- The end of last...
The last day of school last year was bitter sweet. I’d been in the same studios with the same people for 9 months. We had all gotten really close and learned so much from and about each other. After we completed our last class, a bunch of us went to Benihana together and ate food and celebrated.
The beginning of this school was insane without knowing everyone. We gained new friends over...
Hipster-Harry-Potter
I tried to tell you this in ask, but I couldn’t find your ask button!
But Thank you for liking all my stuffs!!
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My sister found and bought her wedding dress today :)
It’s absolutely gorgeous.
I’ll post a photograph in a few minutes!
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hoshaway:
like 75% of my followers never like or reblog any of my posts
they’re just sitting there
watching
I’m going to have a baby (many years in the future) and her name will be… Oh, I’m not telling you, because someone will steal it.
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My cat just ate an olive.
He eats the weirdest stuff. Lettuce is his favorite, closely followed by dry spaghetti, and now olives. Weirdo.
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repress:
57cent iced coffee and iced tea refills at Starbucks…fuck I will never get over this amazing discovery
Whatttt?!
what about the swelling of the breasts...?
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.