Bob Saget: Saying fuck you to gender roles since 1994.
Reason #127 why I love Full House.
"I need you to be clingy because I’m paranoid and I begin to think you don’t like me if you’re not. "
You can take the most respectful, sensitive people, give them Cards Against Humanity, and in a few minutes they’ll be laughing about genocide.
That’s not Tarzan’s pet, though… That’s his family. HE WAS RAISED BY THE APES.
technically tarzan was the pet
[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.