Bright sunny day, flip flops, good hair day. If it were warm this would be an even better birthday. #selfie #birthday
"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks
I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.
college tip: take the “no shame” route with your roommate. they see you in ur underwear? who cares. they witness you playing neopets for over 8 hours a day and walk in on you crying with bad indie pop playing in the background semi frequently? well
i never understood why in elementary school when it was your birthday, you had to bring in food for everyone like you all bitches should be the one giving me the goodies
My friend just sent me this and I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes
commonly confused medieval weapons
a powerpoint by me
now stop screwing them up seriously or i will put a medieval weapon in your head
Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans
Happy birthday to me. Time to go take a final exam and realize that I literally have 6 days to get my life together. 24 years old, I’m not ready to be an adult yet.
does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me
you might have ordinal linguistic personification
mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta
do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing
I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling.
First and last words of Augustus Waters.