To My Future Husband:
I don’t need expensive dinners or extravagant dates. All I need is a candle lit bedroom, you, me, no clothes, for the entire weekend. This is where I will be happiest.
"One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most beautiful pair of socks and I thought, “I just have to buy this”. So when I did, and I was at the counter, the cashier told me, “You can get another pair of socks for a half off since we’re having a special sale.” So I did, I went and got another pair of socks and then they told me, this time, that if I buy another pair of socks, I’ll get another pair of socks for free…And so I bought another socks to get another pair of socks for free and they told me again that if I buy another pair of socks, this time, they’ll let me have two pairs of socks for free. And I did. So by the end of the day, I had bought about 7 pairs of socks and no new suits or shirts. And I thought to myself, “This is my life now. Spending money on socks. "
Oh Ben.. We adore you.
(via demonsrunwhensherlockgoestowar)(Source: galifianafuck, via demonsrunwhensherlockgoestowar)
It’s really great when you look in the mirror and instead of hating your reflection, you think “Why am I so sexy?!”



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